Turkey Vulture Science and Health 

Paleo Diet Losing Ground to Scavenger Diet

  A new diet craze is sweeping the nation – and sweeping away the so-called “Paleo Diet”.  The paleo diet, modeled on the eponymous 2002 book by Loren Cordain, admonishes us to eat like our paleolithic ancestors who roamed the earth between 2.6 million and ten thousand years ago. This has led people to a diet of fresh vegetables, fruit, nuts, lean meats and, oddly, bacon. But new research has shown that our ancient ancestors, as they spread out over the globe like toenail fungus in a men’s locker room,…

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Science and Health 

Virus Linked to High Levels of Fact-Resistance in Humans

  Today the CDC announced that it had for the first time isolated the virus that confers fact resistance in humans.  The virus was found in the brain of a protester who passed out while protesting the importation of large numbers of guillotines to execute Trump voters after the election. When the demonstrator later died, an autopsy was performed and the virus was extracted from damaged areas of the frontal and temporal lobes of the brain.   “We’ve been hard on the trail of this virus for several years now”,…

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